Driving Miss Daisy
“Victoria’s top traffic cop concedes the state has a long way to go to match European driver training as he backed the Premier’s refusal to adopt Mark Skaife’s proposal to raise speed limits…”
Hey Ken Lay & John Bumbles, speed DOESN’T kill. (Stupid / Useless) people who can’t handle the speed they’re doing, no matter what the speed is, DO kill. And they don’t take any notice of the speed limits anyway. Duhhhhh.
Ah, election time.. it’ll be “bye bye, my gravy train pie”…
14.Jun.10 
Bitching 
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Up shit creek in a broken boat..
“The family of US solo sailor Abby Sunderland are seeking public donations to save her crippled boat Wild Eyes from the Indian Ocean, despite claims they don’t have the money to compensate the Australian Government for her $300,000 rescue…”
Wow, hey Abby.. FUCK OFF you leech.
14.Jun.10 Bitching Comments (0)
The Magic Number
The magic number is…. Eight… Zero… Zero. That’s right, $800. And payday is LONGGGGGGGGG overdue.
30.Apr.10 Bitching Comments (0)
How (who) do you do?
It’s kinda weird when you start sort of dating someone, and you find out he used to date one of your ex’s… lol.
Also, thoroughly amusing when you compare notes and have both independently come to the conclusion that he was an arsehole.
24.Apr.10 Bitching Comments (0)
Flakes
Lol.. people on manhunt are funny sometimes, like this one:
anyone want to meet up ? gam or gwm, all stats details in profile
simple, nice guy looking for fun with similar guys – of course can be more than just a hookup, just dont expect much from guys on manhunt … haha
looking for asian (preference) or aussie guys under 35 only ! (amazing people who cant read) also guys who are lean – fit and smooth please 
So I sent a wink, and got this in reply:
“thanks mate, but not really into rice queens.”
Ooh, my mistake, he must want the other kind of asian-attracted-caucasians who aren’t rice queens.
LOL…
Update!
I got this email back..
On August 24, 2009 at 09:54 AM, akgatt wrote:
FYI any guy who puts in his profile : ‘only into asians’ = rice queen … go look up the definition
And, it may come as a surprise that there are other white guys out there who like guys of various races – without resorting to pathetic race based preferences.
Can’t deal with the fact that you’re a rice queen ? … go talk to a psychiatrist – or better still, tell someone who cares – just stay out of my face !
Lol.. sounds like someone’s got some deeper issues!
P.S. I wouldn’t date someone just because they’re asian, as anyone who knows me would know. (I wouldn’t date this clown, no matter what he looks like!) But you know what happens when you make ASSumptions, eh 
23.Aug.09 Bitching Comment (1)
Pappa dums?
What is it with Indians and the corner of Swanston and Flinders Sts?
Recently we had Taxi drivers whinging they’re getting ‘attacked’ and they wanted safety screens in their taxis, then they’re complaining they’re too constricted once the safety screens were installed? Lose some weight, you fat asses.
Now we have Indian students claiming they’re being victimised because of a few (a ’spate’) of bashings around the place – which they have nicknamed the ‘curry bashings’. Lol.
If there’s one thing they’re good at, it’s making a noise and claiming they’re the victims. I find it ironic in that they stage a DISRUPTIVE protest and erode any feelings of sympathy, by getting all rowdy and violent and shit. Yeah, way to go, BRAINIACS. Really thought that one through, didn’t ya?
Here are some facts.
You have a city. The city has lowlifes who bash / rob people.
You have a BIG city. The BIG city has MORE lowlifes who bash / rob people.
You have a city which has a concentration of people from ONE race. The city will still have lowlifes who bash / rob people, no matter who they are.
I’m sure if we collated enough police reports of assaults, we’d be able to bend the facts and claim there are a ’spate’ of Asian/Italian/Caucasian bashings going on too!
GET IT? They don’t care who you are, they’ll still rob / bash you if you look like a target. Fuck…
Update
Check out this link, which is an editorial piece by an INDIAN guy, living in the UK, looking at the whole debacle. See, there are some Indian people with intelligence, something that is sadly lacking in the majority of the ‘mob’…
02.Jun.09 Bitching Comments (0)
What they say, what they mean
He says
“I’m a genuine, down to earth and motivated guy – mainly looking for friends to hang out with at the moment”
He means
“I’m a plastic, snobbish and stuck up guy – only looking for cute guys I want to have sex with to hang out with at the moment”
19.Apr.09 Bitching Comment (1)
OMG
Soooo many fucking hopeless people. You really have to wonder how they manage to survive…
…actually they probably wouldn’t, if it weren’t for the people around them.
17.Feb.09 Bitching Comments (0)
Randoms
I woke up late this morning. Well actually I woke up early, then napped until about 11.
During the night, some random had msg’d me, wanting to know if I wanted to have coffee or lunch. Not having anything better to do today, I thought ‘Why not’, and headed into the city after sorting out the where and whens.
I went to Dragon Boat on Lonsdale, which you can always get into for Yum Cha, even without a booking. I call it ‘consistently average’. Nothing spectacular, but it tastes ok and doesn’t make you shit.
So this random turns up a bit late, blaming the train or tram. That’s fair enough.. they’re never on time. Connex, that is.
We ordered a few things, and chatted a bit. Seemed ok, until the conversation got around to ex’s. I mean that was ok, until I asked about his. I think some shrink would have paid him to have a session, coz he came out with some amazingly weird ideas on why he’d only had 2 rships and why they failed etc.
I started noticing a common flaw in his arguments, it was all ‘the guy did’ or ‘the guy didn’t’. I pointed out that out of both his relationships and subsequent attempts, he got out exactly what he put into them. Nothing.
Which is exactly true. If you expect everything to be served up to you on a silver platter like the world owes you something, you may as well do yourself and everyone else a favour and go die already. The world doesn’t need any more people like that.
Needless to say being told the truth (raw, straightforward, without sugar coating – i’m very good at that) didn’t go down well, as he wanted to hear the pandering and bullshit. Silence followed, which was fine as it was time for the bill. Split 50/50 (obviously initiated by me), and then parted company.
Next!
Now i’m off to a friend’s housewarming party. Should be much more fun!
08.Feb.09 Bitching, Random Comments (0)
Hard Economic Times
With the hard economic times upon us now, businesses have to make cuts where they can.
I’m expecting to see more potato and less meat in curries and smaller overall dishes, all with an increased price tag. After all, they’re obviously not making enough money. (Dripping sarcasm..)
I went to my favourite Korean place on Thursday night – Korea Palace in Market Lane.
We got our meal, which was a hot pot and also a chicken bulgogi, plus rice and sides. All very yummy.
BUT when I requested a refill of the kimchi side, I was told that THERE WOULD BE AN EXTRA CHARGE. Like what the fuck? Give me 4 bits of kimchi, then say you’re gonna charge me more for a refill?
I’m not going back. Fuck them. A giant TUB of kimchi only costs $3.00. Oh yeah, the marinated potato side dish you normally get was missing too. STFU.
17.Oct.08 Bitching, Food Comments (0)
