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It’s a slow week so far at work, but one of my coworkers sent this joke around, which I found amusing.. Happy New Year :)

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is…

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery… even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!

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03.Jan.08 Fun Comments (0) 

Escalators

I’m not a big fan of Escalators. I have to use them every day to get to work.

I don’t like packed escalators that go up a steep incline. Or, put simply, I don’t like my face being about 35cm from someone else’s ASS.

I remember how my grandma (God bless her soul) used to momentarily lose control of her sphincter, and just let one rip now and then. Totally random. Walking along, brrrt! Picking up something, brrrt! Sitting down on a chair, brrrt! In Church!?, brrrt! (Was that a whoopee cushion? hmm..)

I definitely would not like to be behind someone on an escalator who suffers these problems (or just purposely chooses to drop their guts)…

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01.Nov.07 Random Comments (0)