MaXius’ Ramblings

I should have been born a blonde bimbo..

According to this article, Britney earns, and spends, $737,868.00 a month.

Wow. Double wow actually, considering she hasn’t had a decent hit ~~ever~~ in quite awhile.

Here’s the breakdown of how she spends that obscene amount;

Britney’s expenses:

$102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
I’m not quite sure how you can blow $100K in a month, but i’d really hope it’s quality entertainment.. (Or maybe most of it is paying off the press to keep quiet about those alleged lesbian romps I read about in ‘OK’.. ahem..)
$49,267 on mortgage payments
Just a few payments like this, and I wouldn’t even have a mortgage!
$16,000 on clothes
$16K.. on clothes.. and she still looks like a povvo? hmm…
$10,000 on utility bills
I don’t think even Hitler had a gas bill that high..
$6,000 on childcare
Forget having kids, forget adopting kids, you could sponsor the whole of Cambodia for this price!
$4,758 on eating out
If I spent that much on food in a month, i’d need another $20K for liposuction..
$2,500 on phone bills
I guess she’s never heard of a Three $250 Cap Plan..?
$20,000 (+ $15,000 Child Support) to K-Fed, the Ex
No wonder he hasn’t made anything of himself, would you even bother if you were scoring $35K p/m for doing nothing? Thought not.

Overvalued and overpaid, donchathink?