Fish found in boy’s penis?

September 16, 2008
News.com.au

A 2cm long fish apparently found it’s way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.

The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.

Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: “While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms.”

After detecting the fish in the boy’s bladder, Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient’s penis. Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.

The fish the urologists removed, which Practical Fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide.

He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma.

Seriously, i’m calling bullshit on this one.

“…the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra…”

Especially the bit about how a 1.5cm wide and 2cm long fish can somehow just ’slip’ into the eye of your dick, now cmon… the most obvious things I find wrong here are:

1) His dick must be ERECT, for the fish to ’slip’ down into his urethra. Fish don’t fall UP.

2) Since when does the eye of your dick resemble a vagina? I mean, this fish isn’t one of those microsopic parasite things, it’s like a small goldfish! I want to know what else he’s been shoving down his dick previously to make it that wide..

3) Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip.. Lubrication from cum perhaps? Why would you wait 24 hours before going to the doctor if it was accidental, as opposed to getting your jollies off from a wriggling fishy down your thingy?

I think he should stick to shoving gerbils up his other orifice.

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