Escalators

I’m not a big fan of Escalators. I have to use them every day to get to work.

I don’t like packed escalators that go up a steep incline. Or, put simply, I don’t like my face being about 35cm from someone else’s ASS.

I remember how my grandma (God bless her soul) used to momentarily lose control of her sphincter, and just let one rip now and then. Totally random. Walking along, brrrt! Picking up something, brrrt! Sitting down on a chair, brrrt! In Church!?, brrrt! (Was that a whoopee cushion? hmm..)

I definitely would not like to be behind someone on an escalator who suffers these problems (or just purposely chooses to drop their guts)…

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01.Nov.07 Random Comments (0)