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Never tell someone who speaks Cantonese that they’re Sexy.
(Sek Si) - Look it up..
13.Nov.07 
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Size Queen…
My, what a big Roti you have!…
09.Nov.07 Food, Random Comments (2)
I should have been born a blonde bimbo..
According to this article, Britney earns, and spends, $737,868.00 a month.
Wow. Double wow actually, considering she hasn’t had a decent hit ever in quite awhile.
Here’s the breakdown of how she spends that obscene amount;
Britney’s expenses:
- $102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
I’m not quite sure how you can blow $100K in a month, but i’d really hope it’s quality entertainment.. (Or maybe most of it is paying off the press to keep quiet about those alleged lesbian romps I read about in ‘OK’.. ahem..) - $49,267 on mortgage payments
Just a few payments like this, and I wouldn’t even have a mortgage! - $16,000 on clothes
$16K.. on clothes.. and she still looks like a povvo? hmm… - $10,000 on utility bills
I don’t think even Hitler had a gas bill that high.. - $6,000 on childcare
Forget having kids, forget adopting kids, you could sponsor the whole of Cambodia for this price! - $4,758 on eating out
If I spent that much on food in a month, i’d need another $20K for liposuction.. - $2,500 on phone bills
I guess she’s never heard of a Three $250 Cap Plan..? - $20,000 (+ $15,000 Child Support) to K-Fed, the Ex
No wonder he hasn’t made anything of himself, would you even bother if you were scoring $35K p/m for doing nothing? Thought not.
Overvalued and overpaid, donchathink?
Tags: britney, cashola, Random
05.Nov.07 Random Comments (0)
iRant
iPods really need a ‘Delete this shit song now’ function.
The closest I can get is marking them as 5 stars, and then deleting all the 5 star shit later. Lame.
Mundane changes. Yippee. Oh look, change it back to how it was? Yay. Fuck off.
Today’s a CBF working day. And if you don’t know what CBF stands for, well, I CBF telling you.
I might take a long lunch and go shopping.
19.Oct.07 Random, Work Comments (0)
2-in-1? 3-in-1?
Q: What’s a Singaporean’s favourite type of coffee?
A: A Lah-tte!
Mwahahaha.
And no, 2-in-1 or 3-in-1 does NOT count as coffee, okielah?
17.Oct.07 Random Comment (1)
An SMS to Daniel..
The person sitting next to me was typing away for my whole train ride home, on one SMS. Almost at my stop, I glanced over, thinking they must be writing a thesis or something on the damn thing.
Hey i feel it too!
You’re a real
sweetie. Why don’t
we meet in the
mens room again on
monday? Don’t
tell anybody. I
love you too DAN.
Person writing it: Fat late-30’s indian guy…. with a ring on the third finger on his right hand. (The wedding ring finger)
Hahahahahaha…. SAD.
He also wrote “I think we should get together and have some FUN” but rewrote the middle part for what you see above. Heheheh.
12.Oct.07 Random Comments (0)
Quiz
Ok for all you maths nerds out there, solve this:
Scenario:
There is a bus with 7 cute boys inside,
Each boy has 7 manbags,
Inside each manbag, there are 7 Big dogs,
Each Big dog has 7 small puppies,
All dogs have 4 Legs each!
Question: How many Legs are there inside the bus?
21.Sep.07 Random Comments (11)
